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king of the rats
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1 year ago on 19 December 2010 @ 10:57pm 11 notes

…plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater.

1 year ago on 19 December 2010 @ 7:36pm 150 notes
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1 year ago on 19 December 2010 @ 12:49pm 154 notes

When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great!

1 year ago on 19 December 2010 @ 12:29pm 39 notes
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Walking in slow motion, walking in slow motion.

1 year ago on 13 December 2010 @ 12:40pm 13 notes

Stumble into work and I stumble through the office!

1 year ago on 13 December 2010 @ 12:30pm 21 notes
1 year ago on 12 December 2010 @ 11:14am 1,271 notes

Stefon: And an entire room of puppets doing karate.
Seth: I’m sorry, why are puppets doing karate?
Stefon: Because it’s that thing that when someone calls Miss Piggy fat and she goes “hi-yah!”

1 year ago on 12 December 2010 @ 10:31am 124 notes